Is this book supposed to make you sad? I don’t know. It makes a lot of sense though.

Is this book supposed to make you sad? I don’t know. It makes a lot of sense though.

fatherwrotetheplay:

Adam describes the birth of Father Wrote the Play by Leeland Greenmess.

WARNING: Don't upset youtubers who love wolves!

So a couple of years ago I posted a video on youtube called “9 minutes and 28 seconds of nature featuring a wolf attack.”

There was no wolf attack…I titled the video the way I did because right at the end of the video…a big dog comes running towards us and the video abruptly ends. It looked like, to me, that my friend Ian, was about to be eaten by a wolf.

Anyway, after about 22,000 views, a massive amount of people commented on it. None of the comments were very positive. Here are just a few taken directly from the source:

“Where was the wolf attack, u idiot??”

“this video licks wolf balls your fam sux you suk and youre dog sux. was the guy inthe red shirt the wolf?? lol YOU ALL SUK even tha cat sux lol”

“There was no wolf attack at all!”

“Who the hell records thier dog taking a shit and putting it on Youtube? Hello? Someone Must of woken up and forgotten to take them happy pills which make the voices go away.”

And then I took a look at some of the videos my commenters had posted. I soon discovered some of the most jaw-dropping corners of the internet. Here are some of the commenters youtube homepages. PLEASE take a look at these things:

blakfoxchik

wolver819

beer3014889

I had upset a bunch of wolf enthusiasts (and a guy who likes to favorite beer commercials) all because I mislead them with the title of my video.

I think wolver819 might be a wolf….OMG

Here’s the video that caused the bedlam:

9 minutes and 28 seconds of nature featuring a wolf attack

Guest Star(s)

fatherwrotetheplay:

I’ve been trying to get a special guest star for an episode coming up.

I contacted them last night.

They contacted me back this morning.

I’m not going to say who it is yet. But they’ve agreed to do it.

And it is an artist whom I greatly appreciate and love.

Let’s hope this pans out.

"Bad guys"

I’ve been looking at some things.

I find myself in villains.

For some reason I understood everything that came from Daniel Plainview and I could understand every feeling he had.

I could totally understand Suzanne Stone Maretto’s craving in To Die For.

If I were a dad, I’d be Royal Tenenbaum. Tepid…detached…clueless…

I feel like those characters.

I guess that’s what’s supposed to happen. But I can’t think of any heroes I can connect with.

I always wanted to be Indiana Jones and Batman. But nowadays I don’t feel like I could ever amount to their brilliance

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Some songs that are/will be in Father Wrote the Play by Leeland Greenmess.

Also…here’s another tumblog where I’ll talk about why I’m doing Father Wrote the Play…after it’s over…I’ll start talking about other projects that will never see the light of day.

Exclusive from MTV?
Pretty exciting. I hope Spike has this all under control.

Exclusive from MTV?

Pretty exciting. I hope Spike has this all under control.

Episode # 2 of FATHER WROTE THE PLAY BY LEELAND GREENMESS

Apple WWDC

I’m sitting here refeshing 3 different sites covering the WWDC

3G iPhone with GPS starting at $199 in over 70 countires!

I don’t know what this is, really. I just saw it on Gawker.

David Fincher on a roll?


I just watched the trailer for Fincher’s new movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It looks amazing.

OMG OMG OMG 

“ Q: What’s heaven for you?
A: Me and my wife on Rte. 66 with a pot of coffee, a cheap guitar, pawnshop tape recorder in a Motel 6, and a car that runs good parked right by the door. ”

Tom Waits